Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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