my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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