But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Its about making memories worth repressing
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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