Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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