WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
What a dumb baby whore.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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