he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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