You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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