I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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