He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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