is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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