her vagine was all disorganized.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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