Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
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