Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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