Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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