i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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