She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
me + whiskey = a bad person
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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