toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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