She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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