love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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