apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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