Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
The uberlube is also flammable
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize