Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Randomize
