Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
