i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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