Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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