You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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