Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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