I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
i've created a new STD.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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