Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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