someone get that fucking seahorse.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Dear god my vagina.
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