so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
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