Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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