My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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