I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Randomize
