it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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