I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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