My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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