You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize
