There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
No subtext here. People are naked.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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