Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
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