Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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