My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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