It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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