ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize