We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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