I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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