So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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