Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I puked a lego.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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