So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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