eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
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