I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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